Should be in the dictionary…

I posted these on my other blog as well.

I am sure these have been around the Internet a couple of thousand times, but I always enjoy them when they make it back to my inbox.

ADULT:  A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR:  A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL:  Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS:  The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE:  A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST:  Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:  Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF:  Cold Storage.
INFLATION:  Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO:  An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:  Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:  Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:  A bunch of bones with the person scraped off..
TOOTHACHE:  The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW:  One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN:  An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES:  Something other people have,  similar to my character lines

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