May 15th is National Sea Monkey Day
The official Sea-Monkey Website.
UPDATE: My wonderful wife just informed me that she had Sea-Monkeys when she was young. Said she bought the package out of the back of a HIGHLIGHTS magazine.
She doesn’t recall if they grew and then died or never grew at all. I told her that Sea-Monkeys are guaranteed to grow [...]
George Carlin on age.
George Carlin’s Views on Aging
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids? If you’re less than 10 years old, you’re so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
‘How old are you?’ ‘I’m four and a half!’ You’re never thirty-six and a half. [...]